Strange (but hopefully somewhat interesting) thoughts from a Sleep Deprived 'Average' Joe

Okay, here's some small, short thoughts all wrapped up into one post:

1) Has anyone else ever noticed that grape soda smells like dirt? It does! Next time you have some take a good whiff, you'll see I'm right.

2) Have you ever noticed that Ham Fried Rice smells and tastes like bacon fried rice when microwaved? Drives me crazy, if there's one thing that doesn't work, its soy sauce and bacon.

3) Does it drive anyone else crazy when people refer to some where south of them as up, and somewhere north of them as down? I agree with Treebeard the Ent, south is downhill. (that's a Lord of the Rings reference for those who haven't seen the movies as many times as I have.)

4)Who loves the Food Network? I do, but i'm pretty sure I have at least 10 extra pounds of body fat that I can blame on them. It's hard to disagree with an accomplished chef who insists on adding more butter to a dish.

5)Has anyone else noticed that sleep deprivation and an obsession with food seem to go hand in hand? I argue that it does, and submit this post as evidence of its truthfulness.

Thanks for reading this. I hope it hasn't turned you off of the blog. I promise not every post will be this strange.

Sincerely,

An 'Average' Joe